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First, everyone was forced to get off the plane even though the plane wasn refueling again. All 330 people got off that plane, rather than let the 100 people from the ING get off. We were filed from the plane to a holding area. No vending machines, no means of escape. Only a male/female latrine. It probably important to mention that we were ALL carrying weapons. Everyone was carrying an M4 Carbine (rifle) and some, like me, were also carrying an M9 pistol. Oh, and our gunners had M 240B machine guns. Of course, the weapons weren loaded. And we had been cleared of all ammo well before we even got to customs at Baghram, then AGAIN at customs. The TSA personnel at the airport seriously considered making us unload all of the baggage from the SECURE cargo hold to have it reinspected. Customs officials, resealed and had bomb sniffing dogs give it a one hour run through. After two hours of sitting in this holding area, the TSA decided not to reinspect our Cargo just to inspect us again: Soldiers on the way home from war, who had already been inspected, reinspected and kept in a SECURE holding area for 2 hours. Ok, whatever. So we lined up to go through security AGAIN. This is probably another good time to remind you all that all of us were carrying actual assault rifles, and some of us were also carrying pistols. So we in line, going through one at a time. One of our Soldiers had his Gerber multi tool. TSA confiscated it. Kind of ridiculous, but it gets better. A few minutes later, a guy empties his pockets and has a pair of nail clippers. Nail clippers. TSA informs the Soldier that they going to confiscate his nail clippers. The conversation went something like this: TSA Guy: You can take those on the plane. Soldier: What? I had them since we left country. Soldier: [touches butt stock of the rifle] But this actually is a weapon. And I allowed to take it on. TSA Guy: Yeah but you can use it to take over the plane. You don have bullets. Soldier: And I can take over the plane with nail clippers? Me: Dude, just give him your damn nail clippers so we can get the fk out of here. I buy you a new set. Soldier: [hands nail clippers to TSA guy, makes it through security] To top it off, the tsa demanded we all be swabbed for residue detection. Everyone failed, [go figure, we just came home from a war zone], because we tested positive for Powder Residue Who the FK is hiring these people? This might be a good time to remind everyone that approximately 233 people re boarded that plane with assault rifles, pistols, and machine guns but nothing that could have been used as a weapon. Can someone please tell me What the FK happened to OUR country while we were gone? 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Not my job dude!) and even if it costs an extra 100 billion dollars and means making 300 million people a year take off their shoes and show their underwear in public. And then we put in charge of enforcing all that a bunch of rent a cops who failed as school crossing guards, but they sure know how to follow orders and if their orders say nail clippers, then, by god, there will be no nail clippers. 656503 601 Jordan Future True Red,Oh no, "Don't tell me I have been relegated once again to using a dial up account," I said to myself. My DSL is slow enough as it is and I have the fastest available broadband connection there is so I can't imagine how slow dial up is going to be? The Security Agent told me that all was not lost. But there were certain things that I had to do in order to "plug the hole" that the hacker had crawled through. The first thing I had to do was to make sure that my firewall was activated and working properly. And if I did not have a firewall, I was going to have to find a suitable one and upload and install it to my system. In my case, I already have a firewall in place: however, I did go into preferences and set the filters to high, which makes them quite a bit more sensitive and makes my PC less vulnerable to a hackers breaking through the protection that is in place. Although I had only recently changed my password for access to this account, I also had to do so again. Actually, once Security reactivated my account, they had already switched passwords for me so all I had to do is go in and change it to something I wanted. As a next step, if I did not have a current and up to date virus protection program, I would have to buy and install one of those too. This crook of a hacker could have cost me a couple of hundred dollars in hard cold cash just in software costs alone, not to mention the damage he was doing by controlling my PC email and using my bandwidth. Fortunately, I also had a current anti virus software program running so I did not have to buy one. (A Lot of good it did me, huh? I guess everything has its weaknesses.) The primary reason my ISP chose my account to shut down was due to the fact that my account had all of a sudden received several thousand complaints. The assumption is that the hackers added my PC to their botnet of zombies to compromise my email account in order to send out a large quantity of spam emails, many of which filed complaints with my ISP. I didn't know about this sort of thing before but found that it is quite normal for hackers to gain access to a remote computers email account, then set up fake email addresses and then they hit the send button and plaster the Internet with their viruses, worms or Trojan horses. In my case, there about 15 bogus email addresses on my account. They must have sent out hundreds of thousands of spam emails from my email address before my ISP was tipped off. Unknown to me, my computer had been enlisted into a botnet (a collection of robots or bots which run autonomously). The term botnet generally refers to a collection of compromised computers running programs. These botnets are run in the background so the average computer user is not aware of their presence until notified by their ISP Security people like I was. Each computer that is compromised is referred to as a zombie computer. Zombie computers are machines that have been compromised by a super cracker, a computer virus, or a Trojan horse. A botnet (network) is made of a multitude of zombie computers, often times hundreds of zombie computers. Zombies are used extensively to send email spam: in 2006 an astounding estimated 80% 85% of email spam was delivered by botnets through their zombie computer networks. When a spammer uses a zombie computer to send spam email, it allows them to avoid detection and also reduces their bandwidth costs as they are using your email account to send these nefarious spam emails. So there is also theft of services involved with botnets hackers. If you are notified that your system has been compromised there are ways to rid yourself of the zombie designation. The very first thing, as mentioned, is to ensure that you have an anti virus program running and that your anti virus software is current and up to date. You must make sure that you have set your software up to update automatically in order for it to be able to catch the most recent viruses that may infect your PC. Then you need to run your virus protection program and clean out any virus that is found. If you do not have an anti virus program or if you have a hard time spending the $50.00 or more most software companies will charge you, then may I recommend that you go to AVG dot com and download their free anti virus software. It is reputed to be every bit as good as the paid kind. Actually, I recommended to my daughter recently that she install AVG and she is delighted with it. Another critical step to take is to ensure that you also have a firewall set up to protect your PC from hacker attacks. The firewalls main function is to isolate one network (compartment) from another in your PC but still allow traffic to flow but to make a long story short, it detects an attempt by a hacker to access and control your system and blocks same from doing so. In order to learn more about these topics, you wish to run a keyword search for botnets, zombie computers, spammers or spam email or any other appropriate term you can think of. 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He's incredible and amazing and I have spent the last five days feeding Family Circus comics into him. Here are our results. Ugh. Look at that bullshit. Did you know that every time someone makes a joke that begins and ends with a seat and tray tables speech, it erases an episode of The Three Stooges? That's how powerfully unfunny it is. When Bill Keane typed this, every baby for 200 miles stopped smiling. If you read it out loud, milk will actually crawl back up your nose. Doctors are funnier when they explain that your AIDS medicine might give you anal fissures. When I put this comedy tragedy into PG 13's robot comics port, he told me to fuck myself, which he legally shouldn't even be able to say. Then he, almost defiantly, produced this:About every fifteen Family Circuses, one of the children will get naked. In this one, there's even a wild stretch for a dick joke! What the hell happened in the bathroom that allowed a naked boy to escape his mother and make it all the way to the front door? Did she slip and die? Is she back there bleating for help while her memories spill out of her head wound? Is this the kind of neighborhood where you send your nude children to the door as a goof? "Shit, shit, here comes Fed Ex! Take the kid's pants off!" Bill Keane has such a schizophrenic sense of humor, that's entirely possible. Maybe I'm thinking about this in the wrong direction. I mean, looking at that woman's jaw and apish hands, it's pretty clear that it's a man in a wig. So maybe it's funny because that's a crazy thing to have near a naked little boy? I'll never understand. This isn't even homegrown wisdom. Bill Keane just thinks special needs children lead such horrible lives that to them, happiness is any insect not trying to kill them. PG 13 barely even hesitated when his scanners ran their cyber lasers over this comic:Despite the fact that I was falling in love with PG 13, I knew I had to put one of these meandering dotted line Family Circus maps inside him. I figured he'd hate it, but I wasn't prepared for it to take him to such a dark place:The Family Circus children have no consistency. In one comic they're asking why they can't eat the candy bars out of grandma's Diaper Genie, and in the next they're making puns about 50's art movements. Bill Keane doesn't give a fuck about whether or not it makes sense for the characters if he finds a word that means two things, he makes a Family Circus comic about it without even thinking. I swear, within two years you're going to be seeing: "Daddy! Our Sex Ed teacher told us to practice putting a Jimmy on with a banana. Jimmy loved it!" or "Mom? Where's the watering can? Dad said you haven't been wet since 1978." If there's one thing PG 13 has, it's consistency. So when I gave him this comic for rewriting, he took one look at it and said, "THE BOYS FATHER DRAWS DICKS. HA. HA." He then gave me 75 variations on that before finally generating this:Kids say the cutest things when the people around them die. And in Family Circus, they are always having misunderstandings about their grandmother's medical conditions. Maybe they're waiting until the kids are in their teens before they teach them respect for human life. If Family Circus cartoons went on for one more sentence, every single one of them would end with, "Oh, that's hilarious, you little bitch! My God damn mom is dying!" And if they went two more sentences, "Dying? What, like an Easter egg? Yay, Easter!" Three sentences longer? "You're eight years old! How have you never encountered a word that means more than one very specific thing!?" And if they were four sentences longer, "I'm old enough to read the birth defect warning on cigarettes, you harpy. You're lucky I'm not just a screaming face in an incubator." PG 13 had some interesting responses to this challenge. At first he seemed to get a little too hung up on Family Circus' disregard for human life. We were driving by and couldn't help but notice the open mouthed kissing gauntlet you've built here with this elderly couple and these toddlers. Yes, I'm sure you have some kind of explanation. But sir, ma'am, put yourself in our shoes. If we don't shoot you at least in the kneecaps, we could lose our jobs." When I gave this to PG 13, he seemed especially confused. Not by his suddenly raging cyber boner I programmed that to go off every three minutes so I could make eggs. No, PG 13 seemed genuinely confused why a human would make something like this. Maybe that's why he generated such a strange comic:There are two serious problems with this comic. Not from you yourself, but from the doctor that couldn't reattach your dick. Rapists read this comic and understand now what they've done. The second problem here is that computers don't display static. Bill Keane has mistaken them for televisions. I'm sure that's common among people who grew up with cholera as their only hobby and who still calls pulleys a fad. Seriously, fuck you, Bill Keane. Why did you invent his own entirely new circumstance if you didn't have a clever comment about it? It's a two step process to nothing. Your stupid ass probably had to redraw the whole comic after someone told you that computers don't have gas tanks. When I asked PG 13 to rewrite this crap, the paradoxical nature of it immediately fried his logic circuits. He stared at it blankly, clattering and smoking the entire time. Suddenly, after six hours of silence, he spat out these two cryptic comics and refused to ever work again: 656503 601 Jordan Future True Red Adding carbide steel spikes gives boots sure traction on snow and ice. 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Metal golf spikes that would auger into the bottoms of any pair of shoes having thick rubber soles were commonly available years ago, but I could not find them during recent internet searches. If they could be found, it would only be necessary to screw some into the rubber soles and heels of the work boots, which requires a special tool). 1 Tube, 3.7 oz (110 ml), of shoe adhesive, such as Super Goo or ShoeGoo, sold at True Value hardware and stores that sell athletic shoes.
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